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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13667

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

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Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
Jimmy Buffett

Quote #5570

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If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Saint Francis de Sales

Quote #17253

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Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5172

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Mary Kay Ash

Quote #4663

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Give yourself something to work toward–constantly.
Robert Anton Wilson

Quote #19184

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing...
Percy Wynham Lewis

Quote #2374

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sadistic excess attempts to reach roughly and by harshness what art reaches by fineness.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7918

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other...
Maurice Chevalier

Quote #11829

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
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