Quote #1566
One cannot review a bad book without showing off.
Quote #12184
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #7177
If you would live healthy, be old early.
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #7075
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #16555
Live together like brothers and do business like strangers.
Quote #10640
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
Quote #20968
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
Quote #6711
Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The...
Quote #15722
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a...