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People are always ready to admit a man’s ability after he gets there.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
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All living souls welcome whatsoever they are ready to cope with all else they...
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Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
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If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you but if not,...
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...