Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #9039
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
Quote #7776
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #14439
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #18271
Life is too short to settle for anything less than a 110 effort
Quote #17613
The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal...
Quote #17418
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us...
Quote #1373
Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
Quote #18424
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...