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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13634

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you...
Mark Twain

Quote #1719

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Francis Bacon

Quote #5731

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No pleasure is comparable to the standing upon the vantage ground of Truth.
Sara Teasdale

Quote #17918

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life has loveliness to sell, All beautiful and splendid things, Blue waves whitened on...
Karen Burka

Quote #11441

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
Larry Wilde

Quote #18991

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Samuel Butler

Quote #8143

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
Woody Allen

Quote #2264

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Doug Floyd

Quote #4172

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7941

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I look upon every day to be lost, in which I do not make...
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