Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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There is no remedy so easy as books, which if they do not give...
Quote #10954
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #207
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #7783
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying...
Quote #3978
Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to...
Quote #8659
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk...
Quote #11671
For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our...
Quote #14020
It matters if you just don’t give up.
Quote #11817
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.