Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #9095
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
Quote #21200
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Quote #18880
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #7377
When I’m working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only...
Quote #798
Before we take to the sea, we walk on land. . . Before we...
Quote #1728
In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten...
Quote #17428
When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear, when that happens,...
Quote #19189
They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the...
Quote #20027
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.