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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of...
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Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are...
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In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration...
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A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
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I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...