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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Nicholas Butler

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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to...
Joseph Addison

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Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4151

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Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of...
George E. Woodberry

Quote #7109

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Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true...
Gene Roddenberry

Quote #6679

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A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and...
George Carlin

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Leo Tolstoy

Quote #18066

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Music is the shorthand of emotion.
Charles De Gaulle

Quote #12436

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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be...
Edmund Burke

Quote #7995

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The true danger is when liberty is nibbled away, for expedients, and by parts.
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