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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Angela Schwindt

Quote #17418

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While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us...
Josh Billings

Quote #740

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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #4029

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken...
Lillian Hellman

Quote #14096

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing you write, if you hope to be good, will ever come out as...
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7963

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it...
Dan Issel

Quote #14450

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It may be five years from now, but at some point we’ll be better...
Thornton

Quote #19038

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Literature is the orchestration of platitudes.
Mark Twain

Quote #1684

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Pauline Frederick

Quote #13125

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
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