Quote #1248
By three methods we may learn wisdom First, by reflection, which is noblest Second,...
Quote #19751
Variety is the soul of pleasure.
Quote #17264
Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process, and nature in marking man’s papers...
Quote #14277
It is a curious fact that when we get sick we want an uncommon...
Quote #20460
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #13877
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #11785
Merely having an open mind is nothing. The object of opening the mind, as...
Quote #15145
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #18407
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.