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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
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Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything....
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Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Truman Capote

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Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Kenneth Hartley Blanchard

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Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Unknown

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Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and...
Thomas John Watson, Sr.

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Would you like me to give you a formula for…success It’s quite simple, really....
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