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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13813

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Wendell Johnson

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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
William Cecil Burleigh

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Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
Colley Cibber

Quote #11968

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Possession is eleven points in the law.
William Feather

Quote #6869

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely...
Ashanti Proverb

Quote #16598

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One cannot both feast and become rich.
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4738

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I have never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. We are...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5371

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The game is up.
Lee Iacocca

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In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the...
Jonathan Swift

Quote #5099

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
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