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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13769

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Victor Hugo

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Genius is a promontory jutting out of the infinite.
Unknown

Quote #18467

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
An act against my will is not my act.
bell hooks

Quote #20552

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
Terry Pratchett

Quote #16488

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Tanielle Naus

Quote #15976

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A kiss, is the physical transgression of the mental connection which has already taken...
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Quote #2546

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social...
W. C. Fields

Quote #12975

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Mel Brooks

Quote #11265

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Aesop

Quote #5493

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
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