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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13698

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Aldous Huxley

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We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
Billy Madison

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Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Samuel Butler

Quote #8139

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For truth is precious and divine Too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
Thomas Szasz

Quote #17869

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
Madeleine L'Engle

Quote #14959

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9589

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A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
Leonard L. Levinson

Quote #15158

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The past is the tomorrow that got away.
Maltese Proverb

Quote #16703

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Time gives good advice.
Olin Miller

Quote #20849

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know...
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