Quote #6412
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #15289
In my experience, there is no such thing as ‘luck.’
Quote #8775
Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
Quote #8430
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #2277
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Quote #13527
Home is the wallpaper above the bed, the family dinner table, the church bells...
Quote #3861
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.
Quote #10611
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...
Quote #19681
Doubt whom you will, but never yourself.