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Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. (Quoting...
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to...
Quote #14920
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #4705
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being...
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This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a...
Quote #2804
Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or...
Quote #486
Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...