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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball...
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Putting on the spectacles of science in expectation of finding an answer to everything...
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I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
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Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
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