Quote #11400
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #15614
School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are...
Quote #14349
He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
Quote #19848
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education...
Quote #13847
Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a...
Quote #1414
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #12920
If people really liked to work, we’d still be plowing the land with sticks...
Quote #21122
There is always something new out of Africa.
Quote #16695
Never give a child a sword.