Quote #5570
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #16941
A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
Quote #11253
If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was...
Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #17255
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #9396
Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
Quote #9178
The contemplation of truth and beauty is the proper object for which we were...
Quote #3994
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #6397
We are certainly getting ahead if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...
Quote #3099
Routine is not organization, any more than paralysis is order.