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For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men,...
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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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No evil is without its compensation. The less money, the less trouble the less...
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Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...