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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
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There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #10838
Give me neither poverty nor riches.
Quote #20756
Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
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It is in the compelling zest of high adventure and of victory, and in...
Quote #8683
When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
Quote #279
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #13423
And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep.
Quote #2251
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Quote #13858
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...