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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
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The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #18374
Do not be so quick to judge or label, for one day the objects...
Quote #20937
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
Quote #12300
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #11447
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #19075
History is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they’ve...
Quote #15657
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #13633
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...