Quote #10181
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Quote #10048
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
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If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...
Quote #11229
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
Quote #20833
If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies...
Quote #13699
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Quote #19481
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which...
Quote #2715
The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...
Quote #11962
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
Quote #15294
Earth has nothing more tender than a woman’s heart when it is the abode...