Quote #1713
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Quote #16083
Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.
Quote #7305
It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones...
Quote #13791
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #20664
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left–the...
Quote #16801
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #8958
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
Quote #20835
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Quote #16353
The art of being yourself at your best is the art of unfolding your...
Quote #4034
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.