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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Sir Winston Churchill

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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
Jacqueline Cochran

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I have found adventure in flying, in world travel, in business, and even close...
King Charles I

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Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
Confucius

Quote #1240

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Heaven means to be one with God.
Mary Pickford

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If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for...
Rodan of Alexandria

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Only a brave person is willing to honestly admit, and fearlessly to face, what...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13842

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #10743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I never said most of the things I said.
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