Quote #14002
He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But...
Quote #21093
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #5905
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #13062
All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
Quote #1445
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #4036
Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our...
Quote #8246
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #13624
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #6593
This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search...
Quote #7149
If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time...