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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13650

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Arab Proverb

Quote #16547

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never give advice in a crowd.
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5902

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
F. M. Hubbard

Quote #20498

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Edmund Burke

Quote #7990

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can never plan the future by the past.
Edward Abbey

Quote #9752

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quote #3181

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do well,...
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

Quote #19291

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.
David Bissonette

Quote #10908

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
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