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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
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I’ve found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more...
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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns...
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History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
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We fear death, yet we long for slumber and beautiful dreams.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned.