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Jesus

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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Invite the man that loves thee to a feast, but let alone thine enemy.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Pat Hall

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Get the best out of your body that you can get.
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