Quote #19072
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #3593
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Quote #18790
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #11706
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #4289
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Quote #8945
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.