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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
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Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...
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Keep me away from the wisdom that does not cry, the philosophy which does...
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If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
Richard Baxter

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He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Robert Fulghum

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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
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I will persist until I succeed. Always will I take another step. If that...
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The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Maduro Ash

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Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
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