Quote #15421
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
Quote #14439
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #6467
…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #14908
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #8415
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept,...
Quote #1941
You always admire what you really don’t understand.
Quote #14901
There are moments on most days when I feel a deep and sincere gratitude,...
Quote #16021
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a...
Quote #13673
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #1583
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...