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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13676

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #467

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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Henry Miller

Quote #6182

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If there is to be any peace it will come through being, not having.
A. Whitney Brown

Quote #11312

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Manilius

Quote #15418

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are always beginning to live, but are never living.
Jorge Luis Borges

Quote #11090

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Sir Arthur Helps

Quote #3100

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It is better in some respects to be admired by those with whom you...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9399

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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is...
Martin Luther

Quote #15319

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is no justification without sanctification, no forgiveness without renewal of life, no real...
Dylan Thomas

Quote #4371

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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