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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
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See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums
D. H. Lawrence

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hy doesn’t the past decently bury itself, instead of sitting waiting to be admired...
William Cowper

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O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
Josh Billings

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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to...
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If my own son, who is now 10 months, came to me and said,...
William J. Locke

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I believe half the unhappiness in life comes from people being afraid to go...
King Charles I

Quote #20675

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
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