Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #2628
The future ain’t what it used to be.
Quote #6558
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #15633
Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.
Quote #13142
Today is here yesterday is gone and tommorow never comes.
Quote #16407
Missions is not the ultimate goal of the church. Worship is. Missions exists because...
Quote #20821
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #8920
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Quote #5366
A little more than kin, and less than kind.
Quote #20805
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.