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Pray To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of...
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Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created...
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Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
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Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
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Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you...
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Nature often holds up a mirror so we can see more clearly the ongoing...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...