Quote #15117
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #7168
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
Quote #19201
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #13764
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #13488
I know that you think you know what I said. But I’m not sure...
Quote #8630
Peter Who am I You sure you want to know The story of my...
Quote #7025
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
Quote #1521
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
Quote #11494
The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...
Quote #13807
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...