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There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world...
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Never hire or promote in your own image. It is foolish to replicate your...
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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You often get a better hold upon a problem by going away from it...
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You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...
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The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
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Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...