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Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Thomas Fuller

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If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
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Our strength often increases in proportion to the obstacles imposed upon it.
Denis Diderot

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We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip little by little...
Johann von Neumann

Quote #21728

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they...
Frederick William Faber

Quote #12902

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There are souls in this world which have the gift of finding joy everywhere...
John Dewey

Quote #9547

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There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience...
Sir Julian Huxley

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Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile...
Scarface

Quote #7067

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tony Montana What you lookin’ at You all a bunch of f***ing assholes. You...
Joseph Addison

Quote #4185

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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