Quote #13628
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Quote #17277
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #3266
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Quote #4936
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
Quote #3455
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #9425
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Quote #11948
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #12252
Be of love a little more careful than of anything.
Quote #6613
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...