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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
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Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #10424
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word...
Quote #10615
The knowledge of Christ’s love for us should cause us to love Him in...
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that’s...
Quote #2627
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #12309
Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.