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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Josh Billings

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What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
Publilius Syrus

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Never find your delight in another’s misfortune.
Euripides

Quote #4621

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Time cancels young pain.
Ronnie Lott

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If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it.
William Arthur Ward

Quote #6649

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Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.
Izaak Walton

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So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
Isak Dineson

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Through all the world there goes one long cry from the heart of the...
Bob Moawad

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You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your...
Artemus Ward

Quote #21769

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
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