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Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
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Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
Quote #4100
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #20192
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and...
Quote #13701
The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the...
Quote #7794
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely...
Quote #17084
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #6092
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Quote #16640
It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.