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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels,...
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A person will be called to account on Judgement Day for every permissible thing...
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Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
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No legacy is so rich as honesty.
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I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but...
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I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to...
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...