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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Abbe' D'Allanival

Quote #20068

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
Sir Thomas More

Quote #2215

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nay, tempt me not to love again There was a time when love was...
John Wayne

Quote #18811

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Talk low, talk slow, and don’t talk too much.
William Penn

Quote #16321

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never marry but for love but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
G. K. Chesterton

Quote #7710

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It is that they can’t see...
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8233

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
This administration is totally colorblind.
Voltaire

Quote #6756

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Quote #8354

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like and...
Arnold Glasgow

Quote #4937

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing lasts forever–not even your troubles.
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