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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #960
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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If an individual wants to be a leader and isn’t controversial, that means he...
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Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think...
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When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
Quote #4660
When you come to a road block, take a detour.
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Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success.
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Remember happiness doesn’t depend on who you are or what you have it depends...
Quote #18471
All general statements are false.