Quote #1901
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and...
Quote #18498
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #12636
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
Quote #1982
Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of...
Quote #9405
It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression...
Quote #4911
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Quote #6743
‘That is indisputable,’ was the answer, ‘but in this country it is a good...
Quote #18403
Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
Quote #5652
When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
Quote #2137
Stupidities that succeed are still stupidities.