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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13798

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
C. V. R. Thompson

Quote #21677

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Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7530

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In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
Anthony Brandt

Quote #11191

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most powerful ties are the ones to the people who gave us birth...
Tom Thompson

Quote #21668

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred...
Epictetus

Quote #6830

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Blair Houghton

Quote #8784

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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #493

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men are what their mothers made them.
Japanese Proverb

Quote #8032

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The nail that sticks out is hammered down.
George Eliot

Quote #1041

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
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