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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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I send no agent or medium, offer no representative of value,
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
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Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day...
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A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
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If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
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In time we hate that which we often fear.
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He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s...